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Crabwalk–pelvic-thrust “This always gets the cougars growling.”—Zachary Feldman, receptionist
Armcopter “I windmill my arms so fast that I fly. This is not only a dance maneuver, but also a renewable energy source.”—Chris Roan, account manager
Baby chair freeze “It’s a modified yoga side crow, done B-boy style. I’ve slammed my head doing this.”—John Gregory, account manager
Pirate’s treasure “My girlfriend and your girlfriend love this little number.”—Jeff Quinn, designer
Yes, you probably can. Upload a video of your most stellar moves to YouTube and send us a link at inyc@timeoutny.com. We’ll post the five best videos on our site and let readers vote for their fave. The winner gets dinner for two (including a floor show and party) at S.O.B.’s! Now go on: move it, move it!